Doctor Who rewritten - Phil Dunphy as a one-time companion
Phil: Hello? How can I help you, boy…Sir? Uh, selling something? I’m a salesman, too. Real estate. Hi.
Doctor: Oh ‘ello, I’m the Doctor.
Phil: A doctor?! Making a house call? Oh gosh, please don’t tell me Haley took a STD test.
Doctor: Alright, I won’t tell you.
Phil: …
Doctor: Kidding! Ha, you should see your face! It’s a good one, lucky DNA, I’d advise keeping it. But no, no, I’m here to fix your stairs. I believe you have a broken step?Perfect
(Source: nelliebertram)